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Some of our oldies are still quite keen on a root.

Put your hand down, Betty. This isn't Bingo Night. That's on Tuesdays. You daft old Alzheimer's idiot. No dinner for you.

"Haha, she was keen alright..."

These 2 jovial fuckwits tried to bolt from the restaurant without paying. Cheeky fucking cunts.

Trevor soon ran the old fuckers down in the ute. They won't be trying that stunt again. Stupid old happy-faced fucking cunts.

The surrounding forest is heavily electrified. The alzies don't get far.

This silly old fucker just will not stop pissing in the pool. Look, he's doing it right now.

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